Cell Phones Suck letra

You call me up everyday,
Go away because I don't know you now.
We broke up, you said I'm gay,
Go away because I don't know you now.
There are things in life that really make me nauseous,
You're one of those.
I'd rather have a rattlesnake on my nuts,
With one fang through each testicle
Than spend one minute with you.
And if you ever call my house anymore,
I'll take your cell phone and shove it up your ass,
Because your a dumb whore.
Your face is like a chimpanzee,
I'll admit you got a problem, yeah.
I'll let you know I only dated you to piss off your boyfriend.

Straight Outta Junior High - Letras

• A Toast To The Good Times
• Boner
• Bored To Death
• Cell Phones Suck
• Divas Are Skanks
• Don't Mess With Texts
• Down With Anarchy
• Dudes and Guys and Things and Stuff
• Girlfriend
• Happy Birthday
• Happy Fun Song
• Hinky Dinky
• Human Rabies Project
• Insulin
• It's A Brand New Day
• My Ipod
• Nenny And I
• Stuck In A Rut
• Sure Shit
• Tacoland
• Tina Fey
• University of Shitfaced
• VLAH-day DEE-vats