Divas Are Skanks letra

If Britney is a virgin, then Im the King of Spain, and Christina looks like a poodle that isnt potty trained. Whitney was gonna sing a song, but she got too high. Cuz divas are skanks, divas are skanks, divas are skanks. Mariah had a breakdown. Shanias teeth are fake, and Celines constant shrieking is more than I can take. If J-Lo had any class she might know how to spell. I remember in the good ole days when divas kept their clothes on. I remember in the good ole when divas wrote their own songs. Lets all get together and dance around like sluts. Dressing up like hookers and show off their big butts. Working at the Moulin Rouge, not much of a stretch. Shakira please shake you ass for me. Shakira please belly dance for me. Whenever, wherever, we meant to be together and I be here and you be there and thats the deal my Divas are skanks, Divas are skanks, Divas are skanks.

Straight Outta Junior High - Letras

• A Toast To The Good Times
• Boner
• Bored To Death
• Cell Phones Suck
• Divas Are Skanks
• Don't Mess With Texts
• Down With Anarchy
• Dudes and Guys and Things and Stuff
• Girlfriend
• Happy Birthday
• Happy Fun Song
• Hinky Dinky
• Human Rabies Project
• Insulin
• It's A Brand New Day
• My Ipod
• Nenny And I
• Stuck In A Rut
• Sure Shit
• Tacoland
• Tina Fey
• University of Shitfaced
• VLAH-day DEE-vats